WHITE CASSELL SPOTTED IN ARIZONA
It appears that Sam Cassell is no longer the ugliest man in the NBA, at least he doesn't own the title outright anymore. While Steve Nash always had a few supporters here and there, Cassell and his E.T. resemblances always took the crown with little argument. However, in a development that no one expected, it turns out that Steve Nash looks identical to Sam Cassell, he was just hiding underneath a foot of hair the whole time. So, White Cassell, congratulations, you are now 1/2 of the tandem making up the ugliest player in the NBA, nay, all of sports.
Within the next two weeks, you will both be receiving your annual notes of thanks from Sloth...er...Greg Ostertag...er...BABY RUUUTH.